Another all you can eat breakfast. The waitress asked how many sausages would I like which set me thinking.

If I asked for ninety three, they would not do ninety three. What would happen if I asked for five. Maybe, if that was all I was having? There must be some sort of undefined limit where the waitress would assume I am joking.

Reading the terms, I cannot see anything to stop me buying 93 sausages then selling them to passers by.

Next time I will order a single sausage and nothing else on a plate. Then order a solitary fried egg and so on. Watch this space.