I was watching a football match from the sidelines. It seemed to be Leeds United from the 70’s – the era I was into football. Peter Lorimer run down the wing and shoots.

The ball hits the goalkeeper – Bob Wilson – who was laying face down in the back of the net because he was still crying over the previous goal scored against him. It bounces off the keeper and Leeds score on the rebound.

The match then morphed into a local game with my ex-colleagues team. We were laughing at the keeper, who had a sunburnt face with a white patch where he has been wearing ski goggles.

At some point, I was on a double decker bus, going down a flight of stairs. Not sure how that happened.